Worst. AT&T Experience. Ever.

The EXPTA {blog} is back online!  Sorry about the prolonged outage, folks.

This blog is hosted on my own server, which is connected to the Internet using a DSL line from AT&T.  I choose to do this instead of hosting it on blogspot because it gives me a lot more flexibility.

I finally decided to cancel my local phone service, since we only use our cell phones anyway, and why pay $25 a month to let cold-callers interrupt our dinner.  Trouble is, a provisioned DSL line is normally tied to the landline phone number.  To get DSL on its own, it needs to be converted to what AT&T calls a "dry loop".  This can be done very quickly at the central office (CO), and then the phone line can be disconnected.  When done correctly, the outage is very brief and the DSL customer (me) retains his user accounts, email addresses, and settings.  But, when it's done wrong....

Problem #1: Human nature. When making a change request such as this (disconnect local phone service), the AT&T rep taking the call is a salesperson.  Salespeople don't make money disconnecting service.  Salesperson: "How can I make a buck off this? Ahh, I'll cancel BOTH the local phone service and DSL, and then put in a NEW order for DSL.  Cha-ching!"  Oh, and don't bother telling the customer (me) that you're going to do this.

Problem #2: Phone mail hell. The work will be performed sometime between 8am-8pm.  My DSL was turned off promptly at 8am (of course), but my phone still worked.  Several calls throughout the day resulted in transfers to at least three different departments. Apparently none of them work for the same company. "Be patient, sir, your order will be completed by 8pm."

Problem #3: We're closed. At 8pm sharp, my phone service stops, but I still don't have DSL.  I called the "broadband customer care" department and find that all the techs have gone home for the day.  A supervisor says he'll put me "first on the list tomorrow morning at 8am and we'll call your cell".  Guess what?

Problem #4: Wires crossed. Many phone calls (all by me) and a service tech visit to the house (how could it possibly be a problem with my house wiring when it was working before they started screwing around?) results in a trip to the central office.  "Oops, we connected the wrong wires."

So, 34 hours later I finally have my DSL service back, albeit with a new account and no access to my old email accounts.  Next stop, a call to the Customer Retention department for a bill credit.  Grrrrr!